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SINCE GLENN BECK IS UNLIKELY TO DRAW A DIAGRAM OF WHO REALLY PAID FOR THE BUILDING OF THE MOSQUE, I WILL.
August 24th, 2010 | 
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Those who are screaming in the streets today regarding the Islamic Center are the very ones who, by watching Fox News, helped to fund the building of the mosque.
Looks like if you want to stop the encroachment of the Muslims in the USA that your best strategy would be to begin by not watching FOX NEWS since it turns out that Saudi Prince Al Waleed, the second largest shareholder in FOX NEWS funded the mosque.
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Conservatives and Fox News don’t let minor details such as the funder of the mosque is also the biggest shareholder of FOX NEWS stand in the way of their hate rants.
Turns out that the “terror funder” of the mosque is actually the largest shareholder after Rupert Murdoch in Fox News. Fox continued to mention a nameless man with ties to Imam Rauf through the “Kingdom Foundation.” It turns out the man they are referring to but never name is Saudi prince Al-Waleed bin Talal, one of the biggest shareholders of Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp.
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If you thought the Republicans could not get cheesier and more Jerry Springer trashy–well they just did
The Republican Party of Minnesota’s fifty-sixth Senate district is out with a new web video firing an unusual line of attack: women affiliated with the GOP are hotter than their Democratic counterparts.
[Yeah right . That should catch on: "VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE I'M HOTTER--NEVER MIND THAT i CAN'T STRING SIX COHERENT WORDS TOGETHER IN A COMPLETE SENTENCE. Never mind that I don't bother to read anything beyond People Magazine. I can represent you because I'm hotter." ]
The nearly five-minute long spot is set to the tune of Tom Jones’ “She’s a Lady” and touts the physique of ex-Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, along with that of Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) and other familiar female conservative faces.
Following a montage of images hyping the Republican looks, the music transitions to Baha Men’s “Who Let the Dogs Out?” before distorted snapshots of House Speaker Nancy Pelsoi, former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, and Rosie O’Donnell’s head photoshopped onto 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed’s body flash across the screen.
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Tom Jones and Baha Men? Could you possibly find more cheesy music? LOL The Baha Men was formed in the 1970’s! and Tom Jones is from that same era as well–not exactly your “hot” music in 2010. But then if you are into disco balls. . .
LIKE THEIR MEAN SPIRITED, NARROW MINDED MALE REPUBLICAN COUNTERPARTS SUCH AS NEWT GINGRICH, Palin and Bachmann are JUVENILE, IMMATURE, RUDE AND UNKIND. BUT I GUESS IF YOUR LOOKS ARE ALL YOU HAVE TO SELL THEN THAT’S WHAT YOU SELL. (Of course, in the looks department Gingrich will be starving to death.) One thing is for certain–neither one of these women will be able to sell much more than their bodies after November so I guess it’s a good thing that they are getting in some practice now.
Maybe after November they can go work in that strip joint that is near Ground Zero. BUT GOOD LUCK AT THEIR AGES.
Michelle Bachmann is 54 years old and Sarah Palin is no teenager at 46. I think these two ladies better take a second look in the mirror before they start describing themselves as “hot”. In our culture “hot” is a description primarily used by immature males under the age of 30 to refer to females under the age of 25.
Just one more time about the Mosque and I promise the last time
Jon Stuart weighs in on the mass hysteria over the location of the Mosque in NYC.
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What was wrong with Obama’s speech on the Oil Spill? It was a tired rerun of the same old same old we have been hearing from American Presidents for 50 years.
Isn’t it a shame that the only public figure who tells the American people the truth is a comedian?
If we want to change Washington we must change the ones we send to Washington.
The interesting thing about this video is that of all the presidents from the past 50 years, Nixon is the one who did the most for the environment. He is the one who established the Environmental Protection Agency and the Clean Water Act.
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